I was so so damn embarrassed!!

Ok before I start let me take a sip of this gin and juice… sigh... OK
Today was not a good day. These two guys hired me to throw a birthday party for one of their friends.
So today we met up at the house where the party is going to be held so that I can get a feel for the space, toss around some ideas, exc blah blah blah.
Well first off let me tell you these two guys are fine as hell… beyond fine!! So I had to go over there looking good. My outfit was bangin, had my D&G sunglasses on… I was lookin CA--UTE!! lol
Ok back to the story. So we make our way out into the backyard, I had my little clipboard in hand, I’m tossing out ideas on how I can make this the most fabulous party ever… I was just acting oh so cute.
So its time for me to leave, we say good-bye, we shake hands, and I did a little cute turn toot my bootie out and made my way towards the house… (I walk very fast) So as I attempt to walk into the house... BAM!!!! Not realizing the glass sliding door was closed, my dumb ass walks right into it. I was so embarrassed!!! I got so discombobulated that I dropped my clipboard, my notes flew all across the yard…ohh and not to mention when I hit the door one of the lenses from my sunglasses fell out! So I’m scrambling across the yard tying to pick up my notes, some flew next to a gate so I go to get those, and then a dog on the other side of the gate starts to bark! That scared the shit out of me, so I dropped my notes again. OH LAWD! Oh and the two guys were literally on the floor laughing. I could not get out of there fast enough!!

So please fellow love muffins, make me feel better lol… what is your most embarrassing story?

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Permalink Reply by Estee_Lauder on May 30, 2008 at 3:50pm: Daaaaaaaaang! Im sorry that happened to you! Glass doors are EVIL! I got hit with one at the Gap when I couldnt tell what was the door. BIG ol' imprint of my face made of lip gloss and powder foundation was in that glass for a good 2 days! I think that people that worked there just wanted to keep it for a good laugh.

Hopefuly those guys will see you again!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ken on May 30, 2008 at 3:54pm: one of the guys did call to see if I was ok... but he was still laughing over the phone lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by FABobby on May 30, 2008 at 4:20pm: ok so i dont know if this helps you but here goes. I always make a big production the day i decide to have a night out on the town, especially if its a huge party weekend so this particular night everything had to be A-1 tight i mean outfit, car, accessories, and friends the whole nine yards i dont cut corners; i gathered the best of everything for this event i was invited to with some of what i called Detroit Royalty, i pulled up to the valet with my bff and we were looking FAb as we normally do as the attendant takes my keys i smile like its really a red carpet and make my way into the club. now this particular club had this huge stair case to go down to get to the main floor. as i enter on the landing i had my "Cheers" moment when a few familiar faces yelled my name, me being too damn cute to pay attention i took that first step and thats when it happened. I fell down that whole flight of stairs (it had to be about 30 steps)right on my face. When i got up the entire club worth of people couldn't stop laughing at me even the DJ made an announcement about it i never felt so bad in my life. after i recovered from such a tramatic inncident i just walked right back to the dance floor and laughed it off with the crowd, but i cried when i got home. and hey i still got a few number out of it.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ken on May 30, 2008 at 6:07pm: LOL I think your story beats mine... I would have just left the club; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by GoldaFAB/TROLLOP on May 30, 2008 at 5:25pm: I'm sorry ken, but LOLOLOLOL! Ok I would've laughed to and in a few years or months you'll look back and laugh at it yourself. Everyone has those moments. I was in the eight grade when my crush pants me infront of the whole P.E.! He thought I was another girl because we had the same hairstyle(braids) and I was so embarrassed that I just started to cry and so many ppl were laughing! Now I look back and laugh about it and what made it not so embarrassing was that he had a crush on me also.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ken on May 30, 2008 at 6:08pm: I hope I could look back and laugh... but right now...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by K-Bug aka kFAB on May 30, 2008 at 5:38pm: Poor baby...okay...I'll make you feel better...picture this, Sicily, 1947....nah, Golden Girls flashback.....the night that "Stomp the Yard" premiered, packed movie theatre....but anyway, love muffin, let's just say that I am the only person that I know that can fall gracefully UP the steps in front of hundreds of people......ah.....oh well...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Yolee aka Ms. DeppFAB on June 1, 2008 at 8:13pm: OOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Poor baby, I feel for you! As far as my embarassing stories go I got plenty. Hmmmm, where to start... I've fallen down stairs, fallen going up stairs and just plain fallen flat on my face and let me not exclude the most important part - all in front of people. Although, my most embarassing moment up to date took place at my cousin's wedding. I basically walked across the dancefloor to take my niece to where my brother was seated at the reception hall, when all of the sudden - BAM! I slipped!!! OMG, I was mortified as there were over 200 people in attendance. My only consolation was that I was able to get back up with the quickeness and I played it off as if it wasn't a big deal. Bottom line, things happen. All you could do is shake it off and keep on going.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by thatlongislandchick aka thatFABchick on June 1, 2008 at 8:26pm: OMG Ken im so sorry but that is some funny ishhhhhhhhhhh lol and the fact that you were looking CA-UTE AND ACTING CA-UTE made it even funnier but Im one of the clumbsiest people you might ever meet soooo my dear i just say grab your stuff dust off straighten up the back put the shades back on with the one lens smile and get out of dodge; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ambitious Fantabulous Skee Wee on June 2, 2008 at 7:31am: ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ahh haa hee hee he all these are so funny. Me and my baby went to new Orleans to chill for a weekend. We was on our way out to dinner and I was sharp as all rocking all out with soft yellow bag shoes and accessories, I am thick and short around 5’4ish and he is around 6’4 so I like to rock my stilettos when I am with him. I was trying to switch as we go off the elevator and the hotel lobby floors were all shinny and slick, my ass went strutting across that floor and slipped and fell and knocked a little old woman down that was walking by.
My shoes went one way , my bag went one way and I went the other way. My baby is a comedian so he is very silly hell is cracking up and yelling “help em lawd “. He helps the old lady, then tries to come help me up I am on my knees picking everything the flew out of purse he slips on my eye liner knocks the old lady back down and he hits to floor also. She started cussing us out off “You MF can’t walk what the F is wrong with you” We are both on the floor cracking up people in the lobby looking and cracking up. He tries to help the woman back up and she cussed him out and told him not to touch her.

I had to crawl on my knees to the ladies room because I was laughing so hard I was about to pee on myself and I was scared to try and stand back up because I did not want to fall back on the poor woman. My baby was sitting on the floor cracking up.

I looked on you tube to make sure it was not on there!; ▶ Reply to This