I was so so damn embarrassed!!

Ok before I start let me take a sip of this gin and juice… sigh... OK
Today was not a good day. These two guys hired me to throw a birthday party for one of their friends.
So today we met up at the house where the party is going to be held so that I can get a feel for the space, toss around some ideas, exc blah blah blah.
Well first off let me tell you these two guys are fine as hell… beyond fine!! So I had to go over there looking good. My outfit was bangin, had my D&G sunglasses on… I was lookin CA--UTE!! lol
Ok back to the story. So we make our way out into the backyard, I had my little clipboard in hand, I’m tossing out ideas on how I can make this the most fabulous party ever… I was just acting oh so cute.
So its time for me to leave, we say good-bye, we shake hands, and I did a little cute turn toot my bootie out and made my way towards the house… (I walk very fast) So as I attempt to walk into the house... BAM!!!! Not realizing the glass sliding door was closed, my dumb ass walks right into it. I was so embarrassed!!! I got so discombobulated that I dropped my clipboard, my notes flew all across the yard…ohh and not to mention when I hit the door one of the lenses from my sunglasses fell out! So I’m scrambling across the yard tying to pick up my notes, some flew next to a gate so I go to get those, and then a dog on the other side of the gate starts to bark! That scared the shit out of me, so I dropped my notes again. OH LAWD! Oh and the two guys were literally on the floor laughing. I could not get out of there fast enough!!

So please fellow love muffins, make me feel better lol… what is your most embarrassing story?

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Permalink Reply by Estee_Lauder on June 2, 2008 at 11:11am: ROFL! I can see that being a good youtube video!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ken on June 2, 2008 at 10:09am: LOL thanks you guys for sharing your stories... I feel much better; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Denyse74 on June 2, 2008 at 10:15am: Baby, we've all been there before. Just pick ya self up, dust ya self off and keep on going. Hell, make it seem like you eant to do it to get there attention. Turn it all around on them.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by K-Bug aka kFAB on June 2, 2008 at 10:28am: oooh!! Man...dang...that's all that I can say...LOL; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ambitious Fantabulous Skee Wee on June 2, 2008 at 10:29am: Huh? I am lost; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Tay Lawrence aka tayFAB! on June 2, 2008 at 11:44am: omg i don't want to laugh...but i can't hold it in..so i'll give you two stories..
well, one night i went out and i came in really late forgetting i had to open up at my old job...so when i wake up it's about 10 minutes till the time i should be at work so i'm like omg i'm going to be late to open up...so i rush and take the COLDEST shower and i grabbed the first pair of pants and a long sweater no undergarments included except for a cami, so when i get to work, i'm so tired and i open up, the manager comes in and we talk for a while because business was slow that morning..so i lean over our glass display stand and i'm just waving all of my big booty everywhere..then my sweater rides up over my booty, now remember, no undergarments included...and my boss he says..do you feel a breeze, i'm like no what are you talking about...then he took a pic on my camera phone..and all of my ass was out for the world to see, the pants had like a big hole in them on one of the cheek areas and it was just out there..and i was so embarassed and a few guys were staring and i wanted to know why..and i got my answer right then...ugh...i was so embarassed..

and another one...i was in north carolina visiting my cousin and all of her doors are like straight glass...and she had the wood doors open and the glass doors closed and i was out on the patio with her son jo-jo, and he went walking with his friends and i was sitting ont he car...so he decides to scare me...at this time i was parenoid because he told me to wait there on top of the car...so all of a sudden this loud BANG goes off..followed by more and they sounded closer and closer...then it got quiet..then another really loud BANG goes off..i fall off of the car i was sitting on and i commense to run..like hell..my flip flops came off and i fell in some dirt and i got up and kept running and i was running inside the house until i ran face first followed by all of my big body into the glass door....i slid off the glass door and laid on the pavement for a while...i left a huge crack in the door, and it happened to be jo-jo and one of his friends that happened to have liked me at that time popping something i forgot what it was.....but i was dirty, in tears, and still scared, i just went in and decided not to go outside for the rest of my visit..; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Sadeyes9074 on June 2, 2008 at 5:02pm: Oh man. Mine was junior year in high school...it was lunchtime and I was wearing brand new shoes. Needless to say, with a full lunch tray I slipped and fell to my knees (excruciating pain btw) and my tray went flopping down in front of me. The ENTIRE cafeteria started laughing..I was so embarrassed.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mère Norèll aka MereFab ♥ on June 2, 2008 at 5:12pm: Being a plus sized diva and clumsy at the same time.. Enough said! LOL

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Permalink Reply by MARCOS (HIGH STRUNG-FAB!) on June 2, 2008 at 5:16pm: i would say my most embarrissing time was when i was at the beach and knowing ma mom she bought me some over sized trunks well needless to say they are someone where in the ocean and i was on a very populated beach OMG so embarrising... but i was fyne then hahah but still embarrissing i think i cried at the time..lmao; ▶ Reply to This